May 2013
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January 2013
19 posts
it’s amazing how much easier life is when I’m not getting wasted every night.
“If you love a flower, don’t pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation.”
—Osho (via disobedients)
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.
- Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
- Him: whatever
- *as I turn to walk away*
- Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
- *i turn back to the table*
- Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
- *i leave and come back*
- Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
- His friends tipped me $20
Gotta leave town got another appointment.
Spent all my rent, girl you know I enjoyed it.
Gonna hang around til there’s nobody dancin’
I don’t wanna hold hands and talk about our little plans. Alright.
Cold hard bitch, just a kiss on the lips and I was on my knees.
I’m waiting. Give me.
Cold hard bitch, she was shakin her hips and that was all that I needed.
I’m waiting. Give me.
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URL Project!
I saw a few of these floating around, and I absolutely love this idea. I live in a huge city, so for everyone who reblogs this by January 12, 2013, I will write your URL on a slip of paper and tape it somewhere in public! Then I’ll take a photo of where I put it, post it, and tag it with your URL.
This is 100% serious business. I am a 100% serious blogger (but not really)
